Louis C.K.

““Divorce is always good news. I know that sounds weird, but it’s true because, no good marriage has ever ended in divorce“

““I know too much to be single. I know everything that happens now. That’s no good for single. You got to be optimistic to be single. Stupid, you have to be stupid, that’s what optimistic means you know, it means stupid. An optimist is someone who says “Maybe something nice will happen”, why the fuck would something nice happen? what are you stupid?”